The shirt is cool...if only

it fit me!

I'm supposed to do something with this shirt when I give out Disturbed stuffs schwag at Uproar next month. The idea was for me to wear it...well as you can see by the pics that wearing it is out of the question...

The sleeves are too long on purpose. It's supposed to resemble a straightjacket. The album's called Asylum, after all!

This is the problem: the shirt is an XS, and I am not!

this is what's on the back of the shirt.

Check out my funky straightjacket shirt I can't wear and my equally, yet differently, funky shower curtain!